Haha – this is great. Maybe I should try it myself.
A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. The doctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, “Is he breast fed or bottle fed?” “Breast fed,” replied the woman. “Strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts. “This baby must be starving you have no milk” The doctor exclaimed. “of course not, “says the lady, “I am the child’s aunt but I’m glad I came”